wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
so apparently it is against the hospital rules for me to practice stunts on my bike in their parking lot??? why?? because I might get hurt??? good thing I’m at the hospital
-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself
this just changed my life
ohmygod look at how sassy his eyebrows are though
Neil Patrick Harris, damn skippy
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens